character - Perplexo (voice)

character - Moe Szyslak (voice)

character - Moe (voice)

character - Moe (voice)

character - Self

character - Chaim

character - Chief Wiggum (voice)

character - Eddie Nicholls

character - Jock

character - Self

character - Tim Cook

character - Moe Szyslak (voice)

character - Chaz Babcock

character - Hank Landsberg (voice)

character - Self

character - Carl / Umpire / Wiggum / Moe / Apu (voice)

character - Frank Dipascali

character - Jim Brockmire

character - Danny Stevens

character - Moe Szyslak / Comic Book Guy (voice)

character - Srul Katz

character - Bud Buckwald

character - Himself

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Self

character - Chaz Babcock

character - Gargamel (voice)

character - Jerry Damiano

character - Gargamel

character - Ed Cochran

character - Moe Szyslak (voice) (uncredited)

character - Self

character - Gargamel (voice)

character - Mighty Sven (voice)

character - Alex Taylor

character - Gargamel

character - Carlos / Phil (voice)

character - Self

character - Self

character - Dr. Stan Knight

character - Self

character - Self - Guest

character - Abraham

character - Kahmunrah / The Thinker / Abe Lincoln

character - Joska (voice)

character - Himself

character - Abbie Hoffman / Allen Ginsberg (voice)

character - Self

character - Whit

character - Professor Frink / Comic Book Guy / Moe / Chief Wiggum / Lou / Carl / Cletus / Bumblebee Man / Male EPA Worker / Dome Depot Announcer / Kissing Cop / Carnival Barker / Counter Man / Apu / Drederick Tatum / Sea Captain / EPA Passenger / Robot / Dr. Nick / Wise Guy (voice)

character - Mike "The Bike" Heslov

character - Self

character - Eddie Brock / Venom

character - Self

character - Self

character - Craig Huffstodt

character - Daniel Collins

character - Young Patches O'Houlihan

character - Claude

character - Self

character - Michael Kelly

character - Moe Szyslak / Chief Wiggum/ Frink/ Comic Book Guy (voice)

character - Sam

character - Mordechaj Anielewicz

character - Hector Gorgonzolas

character - Santa Claus (voice)

character - Chief Wiggum / Prof. John Frink (voice)

character - Self

character - Prof. Groeteschele

character - Marc Blitzsetin

character - Mitch Albom

character - Charles Danner

character - Bartok (voice)

character - Blue Raja / Jeffrey

character - Harold Zoid (voice)

character - Moe Szyslak / Chief Wiggum / Apu / Comic Book Guy / Carl (voice)

character - Police Superintendent Chalmers (voice)

character - Nigel Harpington (voice)

character - Reginald Barrington (voice)

character - David

character - Victor 'Animal' Palotti

character - Carter

character - (voice)

character - Walter Plane

character - Bartok (voice)

character - Self

character - Steven Lardner

character - Agador

character - Alan Marciano

character - Bud Kent

character - Craig Schaeffer

character - Elmo (voice)

character - Eddie Brock / Venom (voice)

character - Eddie Brock (voice)

character - David

character - Killer (voice)

character - Albert Freedman

character - Self

character - Nat Ostertag

character - Jay Nichols

character - Policeman

character - Hollywood Dog (voice)

character - Detective

character - Buzz

character - Moe Szyslak / Chief Wiggum / Apu / Comic Book Guy / Carl (voice)

character - Wiggum (voice)

character - Richard

character - Self - Guest

character - Joe

character - Thomas Edison